a mix of poetry and geekyness

Saturday, 16 August 2008

wasnt that bad was it


arsenal 1 wba 0
not that bad
i was expecting 3-0
oh well
just hope we get a win

Friday, 15 August 2008

THE PREMIERSHIP(1 day to go)


oh yes
the waiting is over
tomorrow the premiership football season starts all over again
and of course im excited
as my beloved west brom will apart of it
however our first game is away to arsenal :(
cant say i fancy our chances
oh well
im gonna make some predictions for the season
i think the baggies will stay up(fingers crossed)
man utd will win the league
hull stoke and either blackburn or bolton for the drop
not west brom
definatley not
well i hope not anyway

Thursday, 14 August 2008

queen of the road

today im a very proud brother
my sister passed her driving test
i wrote a poem


the queen of the road
by sean gould

you have been trying hard to pass your test
i thought you might explode
and you have done it
and its time to hit the road

i know its been frustrating
these things always are
now you look a picture
sitting in your car

i remember when you rode round the block
on your little purple bike
but now you have a green car
and can go anywhere you like

you can go shopping
and buy yourself a frock
or you could drive to blackpool
but dont forget my rock

you will be driving daily
to your job at kfc
if theres any chicken left
bring some home for me

you must save some money
as petrol costs a load
so lets raise a glass
to michelle queen of the road

written 14th august 2008

Wednesday, 13 August 2008

someone cut off my tongue and fingers..................please

what a mess
last week i got my mobile phone bill
a total of £119.28p
oh dear
you can imagine the shock
on my contract im allowed 500 text messages
i sent 1078
damn

and today i got my landline bill
£124.20p
poor me

im gonna start using pigoens and smoke signals

Tuesday, 12 August 2008

DEATH MAGNETIC 1 month to go





hello there


to most of you todays blog is gonna seem like a load of nonesense


but there may be some out there that will know exactly what i am babbleing on about




oh the excitement


just one month to go


oh yes


on the 12th of september 2008 METALLICA my favorate rock band are releasing their 8th studio album untitled DEATH MAGNETIC


i really cant wait


me and my best friend buck are booking the day off work just to go out and buy the cd


ooh yes


the excitment is building


but theres still alot we dont know


but what we do know is the art work which is pictured above


and the track listing


The complete track listing is below:


That Was Just Your Life


The End Of The Line


Broken, Beat & Scarred


The Day That Never Comes


All Nightmare Long


Cyanide


The Unforgiven III


The Judas Kiss


Suicide & Redemption


My Apocalypse


and we also know that the unforgiven III is the follow to the 1991 hit the unforgiven and 1997s the unforgiven II both great songs so i have high hopes for this one


and finally we know that the first single will be the day that never comes and aparrently a video is on the way


so keeps looking and ill keep you posted on the blog



remember you heard it here last



Monday, 11 August 2008

the duke of dudleys official birthday

another birthday message im afraid

this one is for a work colleague
colin
a man so proud of his dudley roots
and he insist that dudley is the heart of the black country
i give him banter and say that west brom is
he also has a think for certain quiz show queen

as tomorrow is his birthday
i decided to write him a poem


the duke of dudleys official birthday
by sean gould

its that time again
colins birthday has come around
and hes off to celebrate
in his dear old dudley town

hes gonna go and have a drink
at his local pub the lamp
he has himself a pint or ten
then staggers down the ramp

he puts money in the juke box
and plays some rock n roll
hes well respected
as hes the only one in dudley who isnt on the dole

he get home
and goes up to his room
looks at pictures of carol vorderman
and dreams of prodding her womb

he end the day by doing the clockword
to test the brain in his head
then he takes is glasses off
and goes to sleep in bed

so happy birthday colin
i hope you have a good one
this poem was written in the black country
yes you guessed it west brom

Sunday, 10 August 2008

a special poem for a special lady

hello there
sorry again for the lack of blogs
but gonna try and post daily from today
any...
today is my moms birthday
so heres a poem i wrote for her


happy birthday mom
by sean gould

today i the anniversary
of the day that you were born
you shona wife of mark
mother of michelle and sean

and we know
that you will always be there
when we need
some love and care

the 10th of august comes again
so put up your feet and rest
another birthday comes around
and i hope this ones the best

you know we love you lots
and are gratefull of everything you do
i just wanna end this little verse
by saying happy birthday to you



hope you like it guys im gonna take it round there now

ill post a new blog tomorrow i promise