hospital radio BIG ANOUNCEMENT

hey there
thought id share my newswith you
my radio training had now finished
and i have been given a date for my first show
im going to call it tuesday night lard
and it starts on tuesday 4th november on sandwell hospital radio
cant wait
should be good
if you know anyone in hospital tell them to give me a listen
ill play them a song

hull to pay

wba 0 - hull 3
not feeling well so gonna make it quick
so we lost
ive had texts taking the piss
to be honest i knew we would lose
i never thought id say this
but
hull are unstoppable

the friday funny (rainbow goes x rated)

hey
heres fridays funny
a rude version of the seventies kids tv show rainbow

its good to be back

hi
sorry again for the lack of blogs
but ive been away

i spent a few days in blackpool

so i thought id post a poem i wrote whilst i was there

sin city
by sean gould

sin city is jam packed
almost every night
usually kicks off
with a violent cat fight

parties of drunks
constantly line the streets
smelling of alcohol
and the burgers they eat

drunken jack the lad
thinks he could get any girl he likes
but he gets out of hand
when hes told to take a hike

the average man
works hard from day to day
then takes his money to old sin city
and gambles it all away

theres lots of entertainment
singers dancers and if youre in a funny mood
there are lots of great comedians
but most of them are rude

there are special gentlemans clubs
where lots of ladies walk around
they will dance on your lap
and take their clothes off if you give them twenty pounds

im not into drugs
but some people are just hooked
there are lots right here in sin city
you only have to look

so take a look around
there is so much here to see
when you need a bit of fun
sin city is the place to be

written 19th october 2008

ill leave you with this

ok
heres the thing
im going away for a few days
so this is my last blog until monday
so im gonna leave you with this poem


glory days
by sean gould

the glory days of willow the wisp
when you could taste the flavour on your crisp
when ponty pandy was proctected by fireman sam
and postman pat still had his big red van
when gary coleman was in different strokes
when people still laughed at jim davisons jokes

before jamie oliver was on the tv
the big celebrity chef was rusty lee
when saturday telly was jimmy cricket and little and large
when the england football team won games with bobby robson in charge
ghostbusters and goonies were the films of the day
and credit crunch were words we just didnt say

when danger mouse had penfold by his side
when prince charles took as his first bride
barrymore was the entertainment king
when telephones had only one ring
when pot noodles still tasted good
when a walt disney fox played robin hood

leslie crowther hosted stars in their eyes
when kingsize mars bars were really king size
the days before marathans were called snickers
when nora batty had wrinkled stockings and bog frilly knickers
and roy walker hosted catchphrase
oh yes my friends those were the glory days

written 9th october 2008

whatever happened to..........bella emberg?

hello all

before i start

would like to apologise for the lack of blogs over the last week

lots of personal problems going on

and i was working nights

so im hoping to get back on track

saying that im going away for the weekend so there will be another small gap

ok then

in todays blog

another one in the whaever happened to series

whatever happened to bella emberg?

i remember her has that chubby woman on the russ abbot show

to be honest for a long time i thought she was dead

but shes not

so i consulted wikapedia

sadly theres not a lot on her

but this is what i found

Bella Emberg (born Sybil I. Dyke 16 September 1937 in Hove, Sussex, England, UK) is a British actress probably best known for her appearances on The Benny Hill Show and The Russ Abbot Show, where she notably played Blunderwoman. She has also appeared in Softly, Softly and Z Cars.
Her professional debut was in weekly repertory in Ryde, Isle of Wight — the summer season 1962.
Bella has featured in Doctor Who, BBC One's ever-popular science fiction series, a total of 3 times. In the 1970s, she had uncredited roles in the Third Doctor serials Doctor Who and the Silurians and The Time Warrior. More recently, in 2006, she was seen in the Tenth Doctor episode "Love & Monsters", where she played Mrs Croot. A second appearance as Mrs Croot was recorded for "The Runaway Bride" but cut before transmission.

i do remember seeing her in doctor who in 2006 shes lost a lot of weight

i tried to find the clip of it

but sadly i failed

but instead i will leave you with a classic clip of her and russ abbot

20 bloody 12

today i had a can of coca cola (the official drink of the london 2012 olympic games)
i saw someone eating a mars bar (the official chocolate bar of london 2012)
i was in a shop and saw a tube of pringles(the official snack of london 2012)
at work at lunch time a coleague was eating mcdonalds (the official sponsor of london 2012)
im a member of hsbc bank(the official bank of london 2012)
well.... if its still in business by then
is it me or is too early to think of 2012?
its 2008
there was a games this year
in my eyes over shadowed by 2012
sick of hearing it already
a lot could happen in four years
we might not be hear
two words
partical exellerator!!

the friday funny 2 days late.......so heres the sunday snigger

ok
sorry for the lack of blog on friday
i nodded off in the evening
when i woke up i just wanted to go to bed
but had a good friday funny
and didnt wanna waste it

so here it is

ok
i wanna draw your attention to a very talented funny young man
angus t jones
funny kid
hes the star of a show called two and a half men
it return for a new series
on paramount comdey channel sky channel 126 tomorrow night at 9pm
heres a taste of young angus talents
this is hilarious

2 in a row

wba 1 fulham 0
great stuff
two wins in a row
never thought that would happen
7th in the league
europe here we come
haha
yeah right

the way things change .......munch bunch

i grew up in the 80s and this is how i remember the adverts for munch bunch yoghurt






i think thats how we all remember it

fruit advertising fruit yoghurt

good capaign right?

they have stuck to this for years

but not any more



they are now using a cow




not the same is it?

what ever happened to.........matthew corbett?

ok

i want to start a new regular segment on the blog

i wanna look up old celebrities from yestaryear and see what they are up to nowadays

so the first one i wanna look at is matthew corbett

i remember from the sooty show in the 80s

of course you dont hear of him now

so i hit the web to find out his whereabouts

this is what wikipedia has to say

Matthew Corbett (born 28 March 1948) in Guiseley, West Yorkshire, born Peter Graham Corbett, is an English television personality best known for The Sooty Show and latterly Sooty and Co.

He took over Sooty from his father Harry Corbett in 1976, and retired in 1998.
Corbett was born in Guiseley, West Riding of Yorkshire. In the late 1960s or early 1970s, he had to choose another stage name, as there was already another Peter Corbett registered. He kept his surname, but when choosing his new first name he was told it must be a name that is long, and so he chose the name of Matthew; for television purposes he has always remained as Matthew Corbett.
He appeared in the 1971 Doctor Who serial The Dæmons and was a regular performer in the Thames Television children's show Rainbow, where he sang and performed and wrote with Rod Burton and Jane Tucker as Rod, Matt and Jane, later better known as Rod, Jane and Freddy.
In 1976 Corbett left Rainbow to take over The Sooty Show from his father, Harry Corbett, on his retirement. He himself retired in 1998 after 22 years, and hand-picked Richard Cadell to replace him, and the show is still going strong.
Of late, Matthew Corbett has withdrawn from most public and media attention. The former Sooty Show presenter lives in Lymm with his wife Sallie. Back in 2005, he noted that he would be playing guitar with his friend John Gray around pubs in Manchester. For this, he has gone back to his real name Peter Corbett.
In January 2008, Corbett reappeared on television, presenting local interest programme shown on the Granada Television region of ITV, Locks and Quays, featuring a journey from the east coast of England to the west coast along waterways such as the River Humber, Aire and Calder Navigation and Leeds and Liverpool Canal.
On Sooty's 60th birthday in 2008, he said that the bear was "in, or should I say on, the right hands".[1]

well there u go

he joined a band

then made a show on canals

heres a clip

the magic of the squared circle

this poem is dedicated to the glory days of american wrestling


the magic of the squared circle
by sean gould

theres lots of sports i like to see
but wrestlings a favorate for me
ive been a big fan since i was a kid
since the days of papa shango and psycho sid
i remember when kevin nash was big daddy cool
and doink the clown was playing the fool

when jerry lawler was the king
and honky tonk man ready to sing
hulk hogan tearing his shirt
ravishing rick rude was an A grade flirt
macho man randy savage with elizabeth his bride
and the undertaker with paul bearer by his side

the ultimate warrior giving the ropes a shake
jake roberts always had his pet snake
i remember when bob holly was called sparky plug
and sargeant slaughter was a military thug
earthquake finishing his opponents with a big splash
the million dollar man was flashing the cash

rowdy roddy piper was wearing his kilt
big john stud was massively built
dusty rhoades was the amercian dream
legion of doom were my favorate tag team
king kong bundy and kamalla were large
andre the giant with bobby the brain in charge

i remember the birdman koko b ware
and the nature boy the one and only ric flair
bret the hitman hart always wore pink and black
and davey boy smith drapped in a union jack
hacksaw jim duggan waving his two by four
the rock raises his eyebrow and leaves the crowd begging for more

stone cold steve austin never showed fear
he just stood on the turbuckle drinking his beer
jimmy snuka flies through the air he was trully an amazer
the late owen hart was known as the blue blazer
but wrestling has changed since the days of terry funk
nowadays we have randy orton and c m punk

chris jericho is y2j
he has lots of things to say
shawn micheals has been the heartbreak kid for many a year
john cena makes the young girls cheer
triple h is the game
the hardy boys are just the same

bad boy edge is rated R
JBL arrives in a limo car
big show is very large
the great khali is the size of a barge
about wrestling i know everything
i love watching my heroes in the ring

written 28th september 2008

the cheek of some people

i still cant believe this
yestarday i was in wolverhampton shopping with a lady friend
we were hungry so we got a pasty and sat on some steps
we tucking in to our pastys and we were approached by a man
he was like"got any spare change?"
i said no
it honestly had nothing for him
he replied "you must have some in your wallet"
i said i hadnt
he was like "your only saying that because im black"
i was starting to get angry
he threatend me with violence then storm off
calling me a vile swear word
some people eh?

wooohhhooooo

middlesbrough 0 - wba 1

oh yes

one nil

tenth in the leauge

lovin it

the friday funny (fancy living on this street)

ok this ones a bit childish but i found it funny

a few drivers at work are raving about this

possibly the funniest street name in britain?

we think so

its a road in upton on seven in worcster

thanks to trigger for taking this picture

as read at poetry wednesbury............its not all bad

another great poetry wednesbury meeting has passed
i the think the quality of poetry improves every month
i really enjoyed this months meeting
the group is full of good people
and i would once again like to thank bob for the lift home
cheers mate :)

heres one of the poems i read

this one was inspired by a conversation i heard in the queue in mcdonalds
it was between two youths and went a little somthing like this

youth 1; he robbed an old lady and stabbed someone innit
youth 2; yeah hes got a nice coat though


so i thought it would be a good idea for a poem

here it is

its not all bad
by sean gould

he brutally beat a jewish family
buring their house saying nazi quote
leaving them all for dead
yeah but hes got an amazing coat

he stole a car and went for a joyride
crashed leaving an elderly couple seriously hurt
he ran from the scene of the accident
yeah but he wears a very stylish shirt

he used to mug old ladies
frantically wielding a baseball bat
used to rob them of their pension
yeah but how cool is his hat?

she was involved in a drunken bar fight
leaving her victims a bloody mess
using a wkd bottle as a weapon
yeah but look out she fills out that dress

he robbed an off licence
taking all the ciggies and booze
selling them in local pubs
yeah but i love his shoes

shes known as a home wrecker
breaking up families without a care
then moves on to the next man
yeah but just look at her hair

he embessled money from his company
covering it up with bare faced lies
sending people to unemployment
yeah but hes got beautiful eyes

shes a convicted murderer
she killed her husband with a gun
she dosent feel an ounce of remorse
yeah but shes got a tidy little bum

written 20th september 2008

hospital radio update

a few people have been asking how i have been getting on with my hospital radio

so i thought i would give you a bit of an update

well

ive now got my id badge as you can see

and ive been havin training

its been going really well

i got back in to it quite easy

its like riding a bike

should be on air sometime in october

on tuesdays at 8pm for a 2 hour show

we have spoke about the format

i am thinkin

first hour patient requests

second hour rock show

so thats all there is to tell so far

keep em peeled x

a TAXing day

so today i made it my mission to sort my council tax out
even though i was at work
it took me 20 mintes to get through
then i was on hold for half an hour
so i forced to give up
so naturelly i was anxious and edgey
so i tried 2 ask my boss if i could leave work early
he said no
by this point i was fuming
sometime past and he finally agreed
so i went up the council house at 3pm
had an half hour wait
but was in and out after that
i explained that my mom paid to months intallments yestarday
and now im infront on my payments
so the helpful fellow cancelled my final notice
and i no long have to pay £320
a weight of my mind
im now a happy bunny
:)

wont live this one down

wba 1 aston villa 2

not alot to say

knew it would happen

already had stick from villa fans at work

we didnt get any midlands pride

at leat we got a goal

the day from hell

ok
its very rare i have moan on the blog
but today im gonna do just that
my day has been what i can only decribe as shitty
it started as soon as i woke up
i recieved a text from a special lady(one i write a lot of my finest poetry about) she cancled our lunch date
cant say im suprised
oh well
then about five minutes later i spilled black ink over my beloved west bromwich albion duvet cover(which is going round the washing machine for the second time still not come out)
and the third and final blow....
i recieved a lovley little letter from the council tax department
saying because of late payments (which i struggle to pay anyway) there are canceling my monthly scheme and want £320 by wednesday
i aint got that money
theres a number you can call if you cant pay
so i will call them monday and see what happens
so needless to say i have not been in the best of moods today
hopfully everything will be fine
i worry too much

the friday funny (mr chips gets freaky)

hi
sorry for the lack of blog last night
was just wiped out from work
but hey its the weekend
so i wanna start a new segment on this blog
the friday funny

this one is an out take from the game show catchprase
funny funny
check it out



theres a countdown one but ithink its too rude to post on here

a birthday message for my little sis

today is my sisters birthday
so i wrote her a poem

to michelle on her 19th birthday
by sean gould

happy birthday to you
my lovley little sis
ive wrote you another poem
i just could not resist

you are ninteen
today
so
hip hip hooray

so i hope you have lots of fun
and get lots of lovley gifts
and i will be extra nice to
incase i need a lift

so go out and have a drink
and be happy as can be
but dont pickle your kidney
because thats reserved for me

written 13 september 2008

......and i only went to spend a penny

last week i spent a lot of time in birmingham
meeting various friends
inbetween meeting i took the oppertunity to walk around one of my favorate geek shops
but after 2 minutes of browsing i was hit with the might urge to go to the toilet
so i ran out the shop
ran over the road
to one of those new "pay as you go" toilet booths
so i inserted my 10p
TEN BLOODY PENCE
just to do as nature intended
so put my money in
nothin happens
then another 10p
the door opens
so i get in there
press the button to close the door
it closed
then opened
then closed
then opened
and so on
i was getting fed up with this
so i just left
i was sooooo desperate
so i went into a nearby bar
and toddled off to the loo
however
i heard a voice
EXCUSE ME
you cant use our toilet if you dont have a drink
so i went to the bar paid one pound for a coke
drank the fastest ive ever drank in my life
then i made it to the loo
ooooh heaven
it cost me £1.20p
i only went to spend a penny

a boyhood dream comes true

picture if you can
me
your very own romantic geek
as an hormonal fifthteen year old
im sure we have all been there
every one had there pin ups
that celebrity we spent our teenage years lusting over
well
mine was wwe female wrestler lita (real name any dumas)
she made me aware of the ladies as a spotty geeky lad
i dreamed of meeting her
well
last thursday
i did
oh yes
shes long since retired from wrestling
and now sings in a band called the luchagors
so me and a few mates went to check them out in brum last thurdsay
when see arrived on stage my jaw dropped
she was stunnig
and at the end of the show when she said she was gonna hang around 2 meet and geet afterwoulds
i nearly fainted
my chance to meet her
we shook hands
had our photo taken
i was way too awstruck to speak 2 her
speachless?
me?
thats a joke
oh well
i met her
next time i might even speak

DEATH MAGNETIC the final word.........i promise

ok its as they say the end of the road for the death magnetic blog
the good news is the album entered the charts at number one


as ive been counting down to the release of metallicas DEATH MAGNETIC ALBUM i thought i would write a track by track review of the album
ok so here what i think

1.THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFEstarts of with a heartbeat effect and goes in to an almost creepy guitar lick then come the immense cruching riffs.
yes my friends METALLICA HAVE RETURNED!!!!!
then james step up with the vocals.
crunching verses
excellant chorus
alot like the song "motorbreath" from 1983s kill em all album
then halk throgh kirk delivers a bone cruncher of a solo
what a great start to a great album

2.THE END OF THE LINE
familiar intro
the intro was played on the bands 2006 tour as part of a song dubbed "the new song" which was a really good song
sadly the intro is the only thing that survived of the song which to be honest dosent really matter as this version is good anyway
the intro gives way into some seriously good guitar work and some mega crunching riff
NEED MORE AND MORE TAINTED MISERY james loudly sings
this song is to me instantly catchy
the guitars cruch all the way through
james voice is the strongest if heard in a long time
personally i really love the chorus on this song
YOUVE REACHED THE END OF THE LINE james sings with classic hetfield charm
a great crunch intrusmental break lights this song up
then theres a lovley bridge part james sing beautifully slow
utters the words "the slave becomes the master"
repeats harder and harder
great stuff
what way to end a great song
one of my favorates on the album

3. BROKEN BEATEN AND SCARRED
this one dosent beat around the bush
a great fusion of guitars riffs its great musical value
and once again james voice is on top form
the vocal melody of this is almost a bouncy feel
"you rise you fall youre down and you rise again"
it really rolls of the tongue if you ask me
its hard to listen to this without banging youre head
its crunches like a box of crisp under a stampede of rhinos
SHOW YOUR SCARS!!!

4.THE DAY NEVER COMES
of course this was the first single from the album
and what a single it it
its haunting guitar intro pulls you in
and the lovley licks that follow leave you there begging for more
then we get a lovley little solo
then james starts singing
this mans voice melts me
he could sing baba black sleep and the hairs on the back of my neck would still stand on end
this song was the perfect choice has everything you need for a perfect rock
serene guitars
piercing riffs
mad drums
soft vocals hard vocals
superb

5.ALL NIGHTMARE LONG
another one of my favorates
an almost mysterious intro
creates the air of mystery
but then it crunches into a pure feast of metal
this is old school metallica
LUCK
RUNS
OUT
growls james
then it kicks into one of finest heavy metal songs ive heard it a very long time

6.CYANIDE
another corker
robs bass really shines through on this track
its a good old sing along metallica song
excllent chrous
"suicide ive already died just the funeral ive been waiting for"
its a good old finger tapper
theres no question of the bands musical abillity
but this track turns it up a notch
then we have a fantastic bridge
where james asks
"say is that rain or are they tears?"
a total change of tempo
then business picks up again
kirk peels out a blinding solo
again back into the hard vocals
another piece of perfection

7. THE UNFORGIVEN III
third of the mighty trilogy
theres no question the first two unforgiven songs are pure metallica classics
the first which was featured on the bands 1991self titled fith album (known commonly as the black album) is a self pitying grind on a mans sorry existance
the second feautured on 1997s reload album was more of a tragic love song
but both started with an almost spaghetti western affect
and both cointain the line "what ive felt what ive known" in the chorus
so of course thats what we came to expect from the third offering
but man where we wrong
it starts with a purley melodic pinao and violin combo and the horns in the back ground slightly remanicant of the 1991 orignal
but thats where the similarites end
robs steps up to the plate and shows why hes one of the world greatest bass players
the the singing starts
catcthy
i love singing this song
its slighty moving but brilliant
then the chorus starts
"how can i be lost if ive got nowhere to go? search the seas of gold how come its got so cold?how can i be lost? in remberance i i relive how can i blame you when its me i cant forgive?"
fantastic
this song can only be called one thing
EPIC
half way through u here james bruding
forgive me
forgive me not
then kirk burts into possibly the greatest guitar solo of all time
the song ends as great as it started
in my eyes the best track on the album by far
but nothing like the first two unforgivens
its better if you ask me

8.THE JUDAS KISS
starts crunchingly
and crunches through boldy for over seven minutes
fast pace vocals
fast guitars
one blistering song
BOW DOWN AND SELL YOUR SOUL TO ME!!

9.SUICIDE AND REMDEMPTION
an instrumental
im not really big on intrumentals
i like a good sing along to be fair
but honestly its not a bad instrumental
it displays how talented the band are
but there was no question of that

10.MY APOCALYPSE
the final song makes sure the album ends with fire works
an old fashioned metal stomper
with shade of 1983s "whiplash "
and this is the song on the album that references DEATH MAGNETIC
posibly the hardest track on the alum
what a way to end it

in my eyes the album is amazing
best they have done in years
cant wait for next one

finally a win

wba 3-west ham 2

finally 3 lovley points

we have won

its nice to write that

i thought we would lose being zolas first game

but there we go

a win

boing boing

DEATH MAGNETIC the day has come

ok the day has arrived
metallicas death magnetic album officially it the shops today
but of course it was met with conversy
the album was billed for a september 12th release
however
a record store in france released it week early
and it was leeked on the internet for anyone to download
then yestarday a high street uk store decided to start selling it early
then all other shops followed suit
i must admit i got mine yestarday
however
it didnt ruin mine and my mate bucks listening party today
we cranked up the music
and the album is soooo good
buck paid £75 for the coffin box set (which im pictured with as well as my £10 cd)
hope you enjoyed my countdown
it was well worth it
blog will now be back normal
however death magnetic album review coming soon

DEATH MAGNETIC 1 day to go

yes
the day is nearly here
death magnetic arrives tomorrow
so im gonna leave a little treat to wet tour appetites
a live version of THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES

DEATH MAGNETIC 2 days to go

ok 2 days to go
no goodies today
but a bit of news
some dates for your diary


Sunday, September 14 -
An intimate gig at the BBC Radio Theatre . . . again, if you're a Clubber, check the site for details on how to win tickets.

Monday, September 15 -
FIVE hours of special coverage on Radio 1 including interviews with the guys and a broadcast of the show from the night before. You can listen live to these programs or listen at your leisure for seven days afterwards online at www.bbc.co.uk/radio1.
And of course it's the night of the second "Death Magnetic" release party at the 02 Arena. Unfortunately, this show is now sold out.

Tuesday, September 16 -
The band visits "Later with Jools Holland" and there is a live 'taster' show that night on BBC2 from 10-10:30pm with the band playing one track. The full hour long show goes out on Friday, September 19 on BBC2 11:30pm, followed by a repeat of the Metallica "Culture Show" special.

DEATH MAGNETIC 3 days to go

with only 3 days to go heres an advert to remind us what its all about

DEATH MAGNETIC 4 days to go

ok another treat for you

heres a behind the scenes clip of the making of death magnetic

DEATH MAGNETIC 5 days to go

so the countdown continues
heres another little treat

THE JUDAS KISS

DEATH MAGNETIC 6 days to go

ok just 6 days left til the release of death magnetic
and for todays treat
heres your chance to listen to broken beat and scarred

DEATH MAGNETIC 1 week to go

oh yeah
the countdown has begun
on a week
and to celebrate this i will be feeding you a daily dose of death magnetic goodness up until friday when the album is released
so
heres todays
all nightmare long

BIG BROTHER FINAL TONIGHT mikey to win

ok so tonight is the end of big brother
and last night i was ranting about how i didnt want rex to win
so who do i want to win?
well the picture will tell you that
of course its MIKEY
the mans a legend
people say its just the symphathy vote as he is blind
bit as not for me
i just think hes brill
hes honest
he say what he thinks
hes soo funny
and most importantly hes the only one in the house who has been himself all the way through
so
MIKEY TO WIN

thats my last word on big brother
i promise

this moron should not win big brother

so
big brother ends tomorrow
thank god
but this year most of them have really got on my wick
but none more so than this fella
rex
hes the most arogant little turd ive ever come across
hes smug
sarcastic
and just plain rude
the way he talks to people is vile
his gifriend came into the house he acted like a total bunny boiler
he brags thats he doest need the money
he owns 3 restruants
if hes so rich
why is he so desperate to win the prize money?
this man should not win


and who do i want to win?
i will tell you tomorrow

DEATH MAGNETIC 9 days to go...

just over a week
yay
until metallica release their death magnetic album
i cant waits
lots of death magnetic goodness to come
but now enjoy the video for the day that never comes

back on the airwaves

first off i wanna apologise that due to techincal difficulties there was no blog yestarday
anyway just a short one today
a bit of news
im due for a return to the airwaves
im making a return to sandwell hospital radio eight years after parting company
i had an interview on saturday
i have already been given a show
start my training saturday
should be taking on the tuesday night slot in the next few weeks

welcome to the promised land

ok its sunday

i like to post a poem on sunday

heres a new one

its about the state of the world to today

enjoy

welcome to the promised land
by sean gould

welcome to the promised land
where arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand
children in the bushes smoking weed
and one in five people face poverty and need
but the people in power just dont care
sitting with whiskey and cigars in their chair

the credit crunch is hitting us all
the world is heading for a financial fall
we take for granted everything that we buy
but now the prices are way too high
with this monitry presure its hard just to chill
when worrying how to pay every bill

thugs on the street make you scared to go out
with the fear of being attacked by a lout
anything valuble they will happily grab it
just to feed that nagging drug habbit
a night on the tiles isnt always a laugh
as it often ends in alcohol fuelled wrath

in every country its worse than before
as it seems the world is ready for war
ready to fight over some oil
killing each other and to the winner the spoil
and the great mister bush has to have his say
using the world as puppets just to do things his way

no jobs for the people who are willing to work hard
do anything to get their name on a clocking on card
many desperate to be on the payroll
as they have had enough of life on the dole
but some people it suits them just fine
spending their giros on ciggies and wine

struggling to survive the day to survive the day to day grind
looking for a better life that you never seem to find
some of us know we will never have a lot
and we must really accept what we have got
so life will never turn out the way that we planned
welcome to the promised land

written 26th august 2008

oh well its a point

bolton 0 wba 0

still no goals
no win
we didnt hand megson his arse on a plate
buts its still a ponit
were 2nd from bottom though
hope things get better

introducing the new sensation.....TROCK

ok heres the story of trock
its started off with wrock
which means wizard rock
which was songs about harry potter
now some guy on you tube has invented trock
timelord rock
songs about doctor who
i think this is a great idea

so heres the inventor with more details

as read at poetry wednesbury............never kissed a girl

tonight was another great poetry wednesbury meeting
great as always
heres a poem i read


never kissed a girl
by sean gould

dweebs and geeks
meet up in drobes
talking of lazer beems
and sonic probes

faces of spots
and breath of garlic
the only thing they ever groped
is a remote control dalek

no strangers to big words
they quote them all with passion
the only words they dont know
are street cred and fashion

sadly these guys
wouldnt know what to do with an erection
the only thing that exites them
is their comic book collection

most of these poor nerds
have never had a lover
some of them are forty five
and still live with their mother

some of them cant get a lady
because of their nerdy looks
the only thing they take to bed
are harry potter books

they are too obsessed with aliens
from another world
that is why these dorks
have never kissed a girl

i suppose im just like them
but in one way im unique
i guess im the worlds only
sexually aware geek

written 15th august 2008

is this britains most obnoxious man?

this is minor celebrity iain lee
you may reconise him
then again you may not
but this man is the most self absorbed vile specimens my poor ears have ever had the misfortune to listen to
he presents a number of podcasts and radio shows
but he shouldnt be allowed on air
his attitude towards people is disgusting
he cuts callers off and calls them idiots
when they have done nothing wrong
theres lots of vile things this cretin says to people who listen to his show and put food on his table
people call him up to speak to him on is show and he just rubbishes them
like one time a young lady goes live on webcam to speak with him
he as the nerves to call this girl a "minger"
then he had an asian man on the fone
this a*sehole turn round and say that he probably smells as washing is against his religion
disgusting!!!
and im not the only one who thinks his actions are vulger
a few weeks back a lady called his show to confront him of hios attitude
he just made her look small
anyone who dosent agree with him he just cuts the phone line off on them and calls them an idiot
well
theres on one idiot here mr lee
and thats YOU!!!

can you believe it?

harlepool 3 wba 1
utter crap
somthing has to be done

DEATH MAGNETIC 17 days to go

hello again
im here to feed you with more death magnetic goodness
you lucky lucky people
only seventeen days to go
ooh the excitment

metallica played stunning sets at the reading and leeds festival
there was a behind the scenes feature and an interview with lars on sundays bbc3 footage
and the complete reading set will be on bbc 3s red button service all day friday
plus there is a live video from leeds of the day that never comes
i may post this one day if youre lucky

and on bbc 2 this sunday night there will be a culture show special behind the scenes of death magnetic its starts at 11.20pm

and finally..........................


the band have previewed the track my apocalypse
and...........................

here it is

killer quotes

i wanted to start this as regular segment.
but people say the funniest things
so i wanna post some quotes that make me chuckle

the first one was from big brother the other night


(best said in a geordie accent)

"12.15pm and the housemates are playing football with a ball made out of sanitary towels"

quite resourcefull


but the best one was one i heard one the way to the match on saturday

picture the scene

i just stepped off the tram
was walking behind a gang of lads who looked like they had been on the beer all day
the police was at the exit as always
one was a young girl
no much older than 20
one of those lads turned round and said

"if yo wor a copper od shag ya"

class

a poem by request

ok
so recently ive been doing a lot of poems for occasions
my little ten year old cousin was down here from newcastle
she read them and asked me to do one for her
so here it is


perris poem
by sean gould

little cousin perri
has come down to stay
i wouldnt say shes shy
infact she has a lot to say

when i walk in
she calls me lots of names
shes usually on the computer
playing sallys salon and other girlie games

she pulls lots of faces
that are very silly
she plays in the garden
with the dogs bonnie and billy

she helps auntie shona tidy up
and she works very well
then she will make cakes and biscuits
in the kitchen with michelle

then of a night time
she watches wrestling with uncle mark
then shes goes to sleep in her pink room
now that it is dark

shes been here for two whole weeks
and soon she will be gone
and i will think that ive gone deaf
when i walk into my moms

so heres to you perri
with your brother jack
this poem was wriiten by your cousin
the one you call fudge pack
written 23rd august 2008

may the best team lose

Wba 1 everton 2

i was at the football this afternoon
we lost :(
suprise
but i must say we were the best team though
so im starting to dread the rest of the season
relegation here we come

DEATH MAGNETIC 3 weeks to go...

ok sorry but its another death magnetic post

but now theres only 3 weeks to go
i couldnt be more excited

theres a lovley metallica feature in todays sun
plus there playing the leeds festival tonight and reading tomorrow
no doubt there will be tv footage

and now to the real business
as i said in the previous DM post that song the day that never comes hit the airwaves yestarday
well...
wanna hear it?
and how can i say no to you


enjoy



the actual video coming soon ...

a waste of a day

bloody hell
what a crap pointless day
i booked the day off work losing my 20 pound bonus as at 9.30 a council visitor was gonna come to my humble home and discuss future home improvements
unfortunatly the girl who was due to come was involved in a road accident
and the meeting was cancelled
so i day at my disposal
.......and what did i do?
naff all
how boring

DEATH MAGNETIC 23 days to go..

heres another update on the forthcoming metallica album death magnetic

the band will be playing a gig at londons o2 arena on september 15th and tickets cost wait for it....................£5
thats right just a fiver
(but sadly its for fan club members only)
and im not in fan club :(

and in other news
the single the day that never comes will hit radio waves tomorrow
i will keep you posted

and finally ..........................

theres a live video of the song cyanide has been doing the rounds
well.......
here it is

doing my bit for THE pUBLIC

to be honest i have been a sceptic of the public building

however a few weeks ago i had the chance to see it for myself

i went to see a friend and fellow poet geoff stevens read his poetry there

to be honest i wasnt too impressed with the place

the didnt really organise geoffs gig very well

no mic

people speaking on phones

and kids running around

so all in all the place didnt impress me

but who knows it may grow on me

anyway........

everyone seems to be writing poems about the public

so i decided to have a go

however the only thing i could focus on is the fact that it was once a bus station

the old bus station
by sean gould

now west brom has a public gallery
the black countrys answer to the tate
i remember when it was a bus station
where i used to catch the 78

every week as a child
we would catch the bus there
whilst helping mom carry her shopping
out of the queens square

she would give me some money
to go and buy some cakes
whilst she went in preedies
for a packet of fakes

as you walk into the station
you would be hit by a smell
it is an odour
i remember very well

smells like that
you can never forget
a combination
of urine and sweat

inside the station
theres a variety of folk
a mixture of the black and the white
the rich and the broke

two old ladies gossip
until there hearts content
whilst a cider soaked man
sings a drunken lament

a waiting man
unwraps a toffee
and a resting bus driver
drinks a well earned coffee



a little old lady
struggles with her bags
whilst young teenagers
experiment with fags

of course the toilets
were the worst in west brom
but now like the station
there flattened and gone

now the public building
proudly stands there
the home of the artist
and the culturally aware

theres no staggering drunks
with bottles of booze
no smoking teenagers
and no dirty smelly loos

so why dont you come in
and take a look around
a little piece of culture
in west bromwich town

written 29th july 2008

an optical illusion...

this came to my attention sometime ago

this is a leaflet advertising travel insurance provided by a well known supermarket chain

i dont think they use these anymore

but take a close look and see if you can spot a familiar face

i dont know if hes meant to be there

(heres a clue look closley at the sombreo)

lets get sentimental

poor me
just done a days work with a terrible hangover
the reason of that hangover was my sisters engagement party
what a night!!
of course i wrote a poem for ocassion
and i read it out in front of the whole party
my biggest crowd yet

anyway heres the poem


engagement of my little sis
by sean gould

now im getting older
i really feel my age
im feeling bloody ancient
now my baby sister has got engaged

i remember when she has a friend called jamie
who no one else could see
now shes made a new friend
by the name of ste

it only seems five minutes
since she was a little girl
but now she has grown
into a beautiful woman of the world

now shes bending poor stes ear
and giving me a rest
but ste you are lucky man
and i wish you both the best

sometimes me and michelle dont get on
i can be mouthy and loud
but i love my little sister
she makes me very proud

so ste be nice to her
because with her you are stuck
so happy engagement to both of you
i wish you the best of luck
written 15th august 2008

wasnt that bad was it

arsenal 1 wba 0

not that bad

i was expecting 3-0

oh well

just hope we get a win

THE PREMIERSHIP(1 day to go)

oh yes
the waiting is over

tomorrow the premiership football season starts all over again
and of course im excited

as my beloved west brom will apart of it

however our first game is away to arsenal :(

cant say i fancy our chances

oh well

im gonna make some predictions for the season

i think the baggies will stay up(fingers crossed)

man utd will win the league

hull stoke and either blackburn or bolton for the drop

not west brom

definatley not

well i hope not anyway

queen of the road

today im a very proud brother
my sister passed her driving test
i wrote a poem


the queen of the road
by sean gould

you have been trying hard to pass your test
i thought you might explode
and you have done it
and its time to hit the road

i know its been frustrating
these things always are
now you look a picture
sitting in your car

i remember when you rode round the block
on your little purple bike
but now you have a green car
and can go anywhere you like

you can go shopping
and buy yourself a frock
or you could drive to blackpool
but dont forget my rock

you will be driving daily
to your job at kfc
if theres any chicken left
bring some home for me

you must save some money
as petrol costs a load
so lets raise a glass
to michelle queen of the road

written 14th august 2008

someone cut off my tongue and fingers..................please

what a mess
last week i got my mobile phone bill
a total of £119.28p
oh dear
you can imagine the shock
on my contract im allowed 500 text messages
i sent 1078
damn

and today i got my landline bill
£124.20p
poor me

im gonna start using pigoens and smoke signals

DEATH MAGNETIC 1 month to go

hello there

to most of you todays blog is gonna seem like a load of nonesense

but there may be some out there that will know exactly what i am babbleing on about

oh the excitement

just one month to go

oh yes

on the 12th of september 2008 METALLICA my favorate rock band are releasing their 8th studio album untitled DEATH MAGNETIC

i really cant wait

me and my best friend buck are booking the day off work just to go out and buy the cd

ooh yes

the excitment is building

but theres still alot we dont know

but what we do know is the art work which is pictured above

and the track listing

The complete track listing is below:

That Was Just Your Life

The End Of The Line

Broken, Beat & Scarred

The Day That Never Comes

All Nightmare Long

Cyanide

The Unforgiven III

The Judas Kiss

Suicide & Redemption

My Apocalypse

and we also know that the unforgiven III is the follow to the 1991 hit the unforgiven and 1997s the unforgiven II both great songs so i have high hopes for this one

and finally we know that the first single will be the day that never comes and aparrently a video is on the way

so keeps looking and ill keep you posted on the blog

remember you heard it here last

the duke of dudleys official birthday

another birthday message im afraid

this one is for a work colleague
colin
a man so proud of his dudley roots
and he insist that dudley is the heart of the black country
i give him banter and say that west brom is
he also has a think for certain quiz show queen

as tomorrow is his birthday
i decided to write him a poem


the duke of dudleys official birthday
by sean gould

its that time again
colins birthday has come around
and hes off to celebrate
in his dear old dudley town

hes gonna go and have a drink
at his local pub the lamp
he has himself a pint or ten
then staggers down the ramp

he puts money in the juke box
and plays some rock n roll
hes well respected
as hes the only one in dudley who isnt on the dole

he get home
and goes up to his room
looks at pictures of carol vorderman
and dreams of prodding her womb

he end the day by doing the clockword
to test the brain in his head
then he takes is glasses off
and goes to sleep in bed

so happy birthday colin
i hope you have a good one
this poem was written in the black country
yes you guessed it west brom

a special poem for a special lady

hello there
sorry again for the lack of blogs
but gonna try and post daily from today
any...
today is my moms birthday
so heres a poem i wrote for her


happy birthday mom
by sean gould

today i the anniversary
of the day that you were born
you shona wife of mark
mother of michelle and sean

and we know
that you will always be there
when we need
some love and care

the 10th of august comes again
so put up your feet and rest
another birthday comes around
and i hope this ones the best

you know we love you lots
and are gratefull of everything you do
i just wanna end this little verse
by saying happy birthday to you



hope you like it guys im gonna take it round there now

ill post a new blog tomorrow i promise

i know its been a long time ..... but here we go

hi there
sorry its been so long
ive just been so busy
been doing night shifts etc.....
and i had big things planned for this blog
however im back in the drivers seat and ready to blog once more
im gonna go try and make this a daily blog
got lots of lovley little segments planned
so watch this space
anyway enough the babble




lets get blogging ......
ok




it came to my attention recently that local old folks home had closed down
to be honest i was a little disturbed about this
i couldnt help but wonder where the residents have gone
so i left it to my imagination
and wrote a poem

noras ark
by sean gould

the local home
for folks that are old
the wise and heroic
the brave and the bold

but due to a facelift
in the nearby town
the time has come
for the place to close down

naturally the resident were upset
with dismay
these old troopers
didnt wanna move away

many of these people
had been there for many a year
then an old girl nora piped up
"hey guys i have an idea"

"if you want a better life"
"why dont you come with me"
"we should all build a boat"
"and sail off to sea"

they gathered round her
and they all agreed
and they started work
at a suprising speed

sid and bill
went to fetch some wood
and john with a dodgey hip
helped as best as he could

burt worked hard
with a hammer in his hands
whilst betty in her wheelchair
was holding all the plans



gilbert added windows
to let in the sun
ethal with arthritus
wasnt having much fun

norman put up a roof
to keep off the rain
whilst florance was shouting orders
from her zimmer frame

these pensioners worked their hardest
to get the boat ready
working at a pace
that was far from steady

they packed up and left
waved their carers farewell
the last ones to leave
were tom frank and nell

the boat stood there
the pride of the dock
the passengers arrived in their best
cardigans and floral frocks

they were glowing with excitment
their faces couldnt hide
the boat started the journey
as they waved goodbye with pride

they hadnt smiled this much in 80 years
i just just wish that you could see em
they are happy sunning it up
in the caribeen

noras idea worked out well
it was one that couldnt lose
she became the inventor
of the worlds first over 80s cruise

written 28th july 2008

a bit of a serious one

hi
before i start this post just wanna do a bit of house keeping as the say.
pet sitting duties are over and im home.
i wouls also like to thank bob for his blog advice.
and hopefully the dates will work now.

anyway on to the blog.

im a little bit concerned.
the amount of knife crime on the streets.
but it really hit home last week when it happened only 5 minutes away from where i live .

so i wanted to do somthing.
so i wrote a little piece.
not based on anybody.
take a look.




an account of the parent of a murder victim


all people can do is ask me is how i feel.
well.
how do i feel?
how am i supposed to feel?
i only wish i knew.
it wasnt supposed to happen this way.
he was supposed to out live me.
i was supposed to grow old watching him become a man.
meeting a nice girl.
getting married.
having children.
he will never do any of this now.
nineteen.
just nineteen.
he was only nineteen years old.
no boy is meant to die at the age of nineteen.
he saw a girl in touble.
an abusive boyfriend.
he couldnt just stand there and watch.
could you?
he tried to help her.
then the so called "man" pulled out a knife.
he was only twenty one himself.
what right did he have to take my sons life?
nothing more than a child himself.
why did he even have a knife?
why?
what is this world coming to?
does everyone carry a knife now?
my son didnt.
now hes dead.
my little boy.
in my eyes he died a hero.
he will always be with me.
everywhere i go his picture will go with me.
i will never forget him.
my boy.
my son.
my hero.

written 14th july 2008

away from home

hello again
im writing this blog from a different location.
as for the next week im on house sitting duty.
im at my parents house whilst they take a well earned break.
so im in charge of dogs fish plants and pigeons for the next week.
the plan was to just relax on the patio and top up my tan.
but look at the weather.
hope it gets better.
on a plus side they left plenty of food and drink.
ive done nothing but eat and drink since i got here.
gawd help me.
:)

pet patrol

hey there
im now half way through my week of house sitting duties.
things are going quite well.
the animals are behaving theirselves.
except for when billy tore is bed apart.
oh well.
and we saw a bit of sun yestarday.
oh joy.
i hope the summer shows its face before i go back to work.
im starting to miss my own bed.
my matress on the floor is not the same as my lovley double be.

ok i better go.
i havnt fed the dogs yet.
take care.
ill post soon.
and i leave you with a poem i wrote.
pet patrol
by sean gould
im on pet patrol duties
and im too tired to even talk
i have to get up at 5:30
to take billy for a walk

on the field he chases other dogs
hes looking for a fight
so i try and restrain him
hold him back wiith all my might

bonnie is pyning badly
shes really in a mood
she only leaves her basket
when she eats her food

watering the flowers
is a job i cannot bare
but the weather is so lousy
so mother nature is taking care

and to feed the pigeons
i have to climb a ladder
but being scared of heights
it does things to my bladder

i also look after the fish in the pond
give them something to munch
and i have to protect themw
hen the heron comes for lunch

so this house sitting lark
im starting to get the knack
but its me who will need a holiday
when they all come back
written 7th july 2008

memories of her

i havent got what you might call a photographic memory.
to be honest i couldnt even tell you what i had for breakfast this morning.
im the kind of person who would go to a football match on a saturday afternoon and will have forgotten the score by the time i got home.
but there are some things i can remember very clearly.
everything about her.
i remember fancying her from a far for almost a year.
even though i never knew her properly.
i remember how long it took me to convince her to come out with me.
and i remember jumping for joy when she finally agreed.
and that tram ride on the way to our first meeting will stick in my mind forever.
my heart pounding like the ghost of john bonham was doing a drum solo inside of me.
and then i got off the tram.
i saw her.
she was standing there with bright red hair and a bright red coat to match.
then she smiled at me.
it was the most beautiful smile i have ever seen.
my heart melted like an ice lolly on an hot august afternoon.
from that moment i was addicted.
she was my drug.
then she spoke.
one simple word.
one beautiful word.
hello.
just hello.
her voice was like the most beautiful song i ever heard.
it was like hearing your all your favorate singers together on one big beautiful stage singing all of your favorate songs at once.
as we walked through wolverhampton on a wet winter saturday afternoon it felt like summer in my heart.
i remember that first coffee we had together.
we had the most amazing chat.
we hit it off perfectly.
it was like we had known each other forever.
she was like every friend ive ever had rolled into one.
that day was perfect.
if you were to look up the phrase"perfect first date" this would be it,
i remember saying our goodbyes.
i did want to say goodbye.
as her bus pulled up she presented me with a painting she did for me.
it was inspired by one of my poems
that gesture meant te world to me.
that painting still remains one of my most treasured posessions.
i remember her bus pulling away.
as i waved her off i had four words in my head.
I LOVE THIS WOMAN.
all the way home it rained.
i didnt care.
the tram was late.
i didnt care.
i recieved a text message saying my football team had lost.
i didnt care.
i felt like a winner.
so i just didnt care.
nothing could of brought me down.
i remember getting off the tram.
walking along the canal.
as i walked.
i couldnt help myself.
i just had to do it.
i just stood there opened up my arms and shouted.
IM SEAN GOULD AND IM THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!
fortunatley i was only heard by a rather confused looking mallard.
from that day i was smitten.
i wrote some of my best poetry.
all inspired by her.
she was my muse.
from there on it was great.
we texted each other hourly.
every time we met i thought i was in heaven.
i remember valentines day.
i had an annonymus card.
i knew it was from her.
i compared the writing to all the letters and cards she had sent to me before.
which i happily treasured.
and when my suspicions were confirmed of course i was delighted.
sadly i was working valentines night.
but the following saturday.
we made up for it.
she made the best meal i have ever tasted.
they say the way to a mans eart is through his stomach.
this would of been true.
but she had already won my heart.
after the meal.
i felt like a king.
with my red haired queen sitting next to me.
i remember that night with a tear in my eye.
it was the happiest i have ever been.
all those silly things we did over the following months.
i remember evrything so fondley.
silly little things.
just lying on the bed doing a wordsearch.
sweet little things like that make me smile.
the way she would play around with my science fiction colectable figures.
i would of killed anyone one else for doing the same.
but not her.
she could of gotten away with anything.
those little things we did.
shopping was fun.
we would go our own way in hmv.
and then at the chckout how we would laugh when we both brought the same dvd.
or how she would laugh when i was too embarassed to buy underpants infrot of her but she freely brought knickers with me by her side and i couldnt help picturing in her them.
and i couldnt stop laughing when she showed me her bra in a pub.
she was somthing else.
i loved every moment with her.
there was this one afternoon we made these great big chocolate deserts but we couldnt finish them as they were so sickley.
afterwards we sat watching bad comedy movies from our childhood.
and one of the best nights out i ever had was going to this really classy restruant with her.
and how she laughed at the fact i had never hd an irish coffee.
that coffee warmed my stomach.
she warmed my heart.
but not for much longer.
that night was one of the last times i ever saw her.
im not exactly sure what happened between us.
but i guess the bubbles in the champaigne go flat sooner or later.
but im just glad i got to feel the fizz of those bubbles for a short time.
i cant remember many things.
but i remember her.
how can i forget her?
i see girls i think are her all the time.
theres a word in every sentence that reminds me of her.
every song i hear.
i find something i can relate to her.
i still have the cards and letters she sent.
i look at the painting she gave me every day.
i still have her picture on my mobile phone.
we still occaisionally text each other.
as friends.
my heart still pounds every time we speak.
i remember her.
i remember how she made me feel.
i remember how it hurt when she said those three words.
lets be friends.
but i still remember her.
why would i want to forget her?

dates

just a quick one to say that the dates are all messed up on here ive tried to rectify this.
so this is just test to see if it works.
if not im gonna have to try and fix it
cheers
sean the romantic geek

lost in translation

hi there
i just wanted to share a new poem that i wrote today.
ill explain the story behind it.
theres this new eastern european girl started at my work.
shes very beautiful and i have been admiring her from a far.
anyways she cant speak a word of english but ive been trying my charm.
and tuesday she walks up to me and places her mobile on piece of paper in my hand.
however this is not an english number so i cant use this number without a certain code but there really isnt any point as neither one of us speaks the others language so its gone down hill from there on.
so it fell at the first hurdle.
oh well.
anyway heres the poem .
enjoy:)


lost in translation
by sean gould

whats a poor boy
to do?
when he doesnt
have the same mother tongue as you

you are such a catch
you really look so fine
but you speak in a language
that just isnt mine

you dont understand
anything you are told
even your mobile number
has a foreign dialing code

i try to be nice
and you think im being rude
all the lovley words i say
seem to get you in a mood

at times i think i upset you
but not sure if i do
because you dont understand
when i try to ask you

im looking for little signals
but theres nothing i can find
to be honest i have enough trouble
reading an english womans mind

written 4th july 2008

incidentally the lady in question has become rather close to a polish guy who works at our place.
well you win some you lose some.
anyway i better go and throw some clothes in a bag as for the next week im house sitting for my parents.
i hope they have beer:)
take care

oh p.s
you may have noticed i have changed the name of this blog to the romantic geek.
i felt it had to be done.
i really should of named the blog that in the first place.

my first blog

hi there.
i would like to welcome you to my very first blog.
this one is just a short one to say hi and to tell you all what to expect.
ive been reading the blog of friend and fellow poet bob and thought id have a go and do a blog myself.
i will try and post a blog at least twice a week and i will be writing just general observations and as im a poet i will post the odd poem.
which leads me nicely to a little poem i thought i would end this blog with.
its one i have just jotted down .
its about posting my first blog and not knowing what to write.
so enjoy and i will post a brand new blog in the next few days.



the burdens of bloggdom
by sean gould

my first ever blog
no idea what to write
shall i write funny words and clever stuff
to give you all delight

shall i tell you about my life
to help you pass your time
shall i put down my feelings
and turn them into rhyme

so what to put in this little blog
i havnt got a clue
but whatever that i provide
i do it just for you

written 1st july 2008